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Wanted by the FBI. March 4, 2011

Filed under: laughter,life — kathy @ 12:51 pm
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Who me? Sweet little me?

The Feline Bureau of Insanity, that is. Wanted for cold-blooded crimes against toilet paper. Not once or twice, either, but many many rolls have suffered the slashing of her teeth and claws. She has also been caught sampling paper towels, paper napkins, wrapping tissue, and sewing pattern tissue.

Caught in the act!

If you value your paper goods, beware the Mayor of CrazyTown.* Aka: Goofus McButthead,Lucyfer, and Jaws. And be warned; she is clawed and dangerous.

*Edited to add: “Mayor of CrazyTown” and “Goofus McButthead” are names coined by Captain Romance.

"Look into my eyes...I didn't do will do my bidding..."


4 Responses to “Wanted by the FBI.”

  1. Cyndy Linebarger Says:


    So funny! Our cat Marco is obsessed, too, but instead of toilet paper, it is plastic bags…hilarious, but we have to be careful because a couple of times he slid the bag handles around his neck somehow!! Not good! Cats are just so much fun — our best entertainment value, next to our kids of course!!! XOXO Cyndy


  2. Meg Says:

    That is one SASSY cat, with atomic eyes! But … maybe it’s good she’s into paper fiber and not woolly fiber?


  3. Darling Cuz Says:

    Hilarious! Scary cat eyes – that’s why I never liked ’em! Allie’s pup eats underwear if left unattended Martha is immortal. Who gut this idea that people should keep small animals in their houses?


  4. DebbieQ Says:

    Just so long as she stays away from the yarn.


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